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THE ARABIAN KNIGHT
Now who is that chap in the flowing Arab clothes,
He really knows how to wear ‘em
But a fact that a eunuch has lately disclosed
Is they’re causing a riot in my harem!
All of my wives have turned into groupies
Who’re mad for this mysterious fellow
Each one ignoring her true wifely duties
And sending him a key for her cell-o.
Now Arab hospitality is known far and wide
And sometimes to a visitor a companion we’ll provide
If first he’s introduced and he shows his bona fides.
But this guy didn’t bother, he found his way inside,
So I thought I’d just console myself with another blushing bride
But when I went to find her she was nowhere to be spied!
Yusuf Ben Obama is this rascal’s name,
For gals he’s a message so tender
Tho’ he’s running for office 'gainst a dame
She’s been deserted by the feminine gender.
He exerts such a keen fascination
Exuding his mysterious glamour
He’s now got a world reputation
In Ireland they call him O‘Bama.
In Italy he’s called Casanova
That hero of the Latin culture
They’re seeking an artist like Canova
To immortalize him in a sculpture.
In France they welcome this boy-o
They’ve never even heard of Hillary
They greet him with a feu de joie-o
From all of their heavy artillery.
It’s always the same all over
Whether the setting is rural or urban
Wherever there appears this rover
In his dazzling snowy turban.
He is lord of the hosts of Allah
Like Abdullah Bulbul Emir
To which he murmureth “Imshallah”
'Let the will of the Prophet appear.'
So now our friend the Bedouin
Is locked in a fight that’s a dilly
With a lady who’s known as a heroine
Just from being married to President Willy.
It’s a glorious battle our friends have been waging
With fifty debates where they’ve been engaging
We’ve heard about NAFTA and Iraq and such
And the evil George Bush who got us in dutch.
But we know all these sorrows will nevermore face us
With the girl from the backwoods or the boy from the oasis!
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