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IT'S ABOUT TIME

IT’S ABOUT TIME

Robert Morgenthau. is finally giving up his job as Manhattan District Attorney and it has cast a pall over the whole city, if you believe the indigenous media. It’s end-of-an-era time at the Times and CBS and the rest of the mainstreamers, with a touch of we-shall-not-look-upon-his-like-again thrown in. Can we count on that? is my reaction.

For justification of my refusal to join in the chorus of regret over the loss of the great man, I point to a Times article of 1997, twenty-two years after he took over as D.A. It reported that he had refused the requests of New York Governor Pataki and New York City Mayor Giuliani that he seek the death penalty in the case of N.Y. police officer Sanchez, who had been shot to death by a burglar he’d intercepted fleeing from an attempted murder of his own father. The governor and mayor had previously removed a similar case from the jurisdiction of the Bronx County district attorney on the grounds that his refusal was based on nothing but personal prejudice, in violation of the death penalty statute.

Morgenthau got away with his usual story, already invoked in six other cases, that his refusal was based solely on the merits of the case as studied by a committee of his prosecutors, who somehow always seemed to agree with their boss in these matters. The cop’s parents, a Hispanic couple, got notified of the decision by one of Morgenthau’s aides, not by him. The mayor and the governor accepted the bad news with regret, but took no further action.

Morgenthau had always lived a privileged life as might be expected of the grandson of a Wall Street millionaire, our World War I ambassador to the Ottoman Empire (Turkey), and son of Franklin Roosevelt’s Secretary of the Treasury. As such, Robert was used to having his pronouncements accepted without reserve by the faceless masses whom he honored with his imperial presence. The Sanchezes violated this rule by questioning his decision against their son and were never heard from again.

They had plenty of company in their neglected state as literally thousands of other New Yorkers were deprived of their right of reprisal against murderers by Morgenthau’s refusal to enforce the death penalty against a single murderer during his whole thirty-four years in office. Nobody believed his repeated claim that he just never got a case that fitted the requirements of the law because he was on record repeatedly denouncing the death penalty and promising he’d never enforce it under any circumstances.

Granted that the state legislature had only agreed to restore the penalty if it was surrounded with an obstacle course of restrictions and qualifications calculated to discourage its use, still how possible was it that in a total of about 50,000 murders in New York during Morgenthau’s incumbency, of which at least one-fifth or 10,000 happened in his jurisdiction, no cases worthy of maximum prosecution could be found? Yes, many of them were cases between criminals, but there were still thousands involving innocent citizens who had thought the law was to be obeyed and by which they were now betrayed

What about the fact that the other four New York City District Attorneys also failed to demand the death penalty in their cases? Obviously they were taking shelter behind Morgenthau. If he could get away with ducking his responsibilities why shouldn’t they? If the best-known D. A. in America, whose office was featured on “Law and Order”, didn’t choose to do his duty, it wasn’t up to them to fill in the gaps left by him. Why should they have to take on the wealthy idealists at the New York Times, who had no fear of crime in their own neighborhoods and no sympathy with people who did fear it and supported barbaric punishments like execution? And wasn’t the Court of Appeals loaded with similar fat cats who had the same attitude?

So much for the will of the people. It had been exerted in 1994 to eject Mario Cuomo from the Governorship after three terms because he had continually frustrated all efforts to reinstate the death penalty. He had gone the limit with his speeches against it, even maintaining that life in prison was a worse punishment, which no convict would choose if death was the alternative. Mario came close to telling the world that people actually liked to die and sending them to the electric chair was the same as realizing their life’s ambition. This was to much for the public to swallow and he was returned to private life.

Some of the cases Morgenthau copped out on were bad enough to bring his humanity into question. There was the Nicole DuFresne case in January 2005 where a young actress was shot down on the street by a 19-year-old mugger who objected to her asking if he was going to shoot her. Nobody dissed him like that. Morgenthau prevented him from getting the sentence he deserved.

Before that there were the three killings above the Carnegie Delicatessen in 2001 where a woman selling marijuana out of her apartment was mowed down with two customers by a pair of gunmen. Morgenthau mercy was again on tap and the murderers are comfortably lodged in jail instead of an unmarked grave.

If I write about this subject again I may go into the background of this distinguished public servant who clearly looks on the public as his servants subject to his unusual notions of law and legislation. A few years ago I wrote a little about Frank Hague, the 30’s mayor of Jersey City, who summed up his theory of government very neatly when he told a crowd “I am the law!” The reporters thought it was all a joke. They hadn’t met Robert Morgenthau.

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IT'S MAGIC

IT’S MAGIC

Oh give me a home with a government loan

And a mortgage I ain’t paying no more

With stimulus dough I can call my own

And the wolf slinks away from my door.

Stim, stim, stimulus

Dot’s wot I learned in my school.

Dough, dough, it’s fabulous,

That Obama he ain’t no fool.

He’ll find us the gelt to pay off our debt

Tho’ the clouds we see are cumulus

Payin’ a debt just ain’t no sweat

If you can just score some…stimulus.

Stim, stim, stimulus

It’s all comin’ out of a pool

In the land of Oz so famous

Ooh, that man is so cool!

Mythology seems to get into any consideration of the current breakdown of the economic machine. That’s not too unusual in times of stress. People look for a savior to come to their rescue from out of nowhere. As you see, he did, and he got into my head, triggering a poetic reaction which also extended to his land of origin. Not that he’s actually Ozian, it’s just that if one took seriously the mystic qualities with which he’s been invested, he would have to be. Luckily all this has been exaggerated and it’s been ascertained that he is a member of the human race.

That settles that. But mythology still intrudes, the most popular variety right now being the golden legend about the New Deal of the Thirties, also featuring a superhuman character who used a magic wand to bring prosperity out of disaster and a new day to dawn on an America raised to glory through his inspired leadership. All this has made for a hard act for Obama to follow, like a singer following Pavarotti.

Well, it’s not that bad. Roosevelt, the man I’ve been alluding to, did not actually perform miracles. His New Deal just didn’t live up to its advertisements when it came to lifting the country out of the Great Depression. Let that be a consolation for his successor. If he flops, he just has to remember that FDR did too. That’ll make him feel better. For a few minutes anyhow.

What happened in the Thirties? As I’ve written before, it was saved by the Forties, that is, by World War II. Unemployment, the curse, disappeared. As one writer has said “Roosevelt hadn’t known what to do with the extra people in 1938, but now he did; he could make them soldiers.” All those folks who are convinced that Obama will get us out of the Middle East and make peace with all our enemies should take heed of this. Roosevelt was a peacemaker too until 1939. By then he’d been fighting unemployment since 1933 and hadn’t gotten anywhere after some early success. Things had actually gotten worse in 1937. Overnight, from a supporter of the Neutrality Act FDR became a warrior thirsting for battle and summoning his armies to follow him to victory or death. He found it thrilling. His cousin Theodore had been the same way.

Could Obama turn out the same? Politicians, as I’ve just shown, often go to war when domestic troubles get them down and a diversion is needed. Being still the richest country in the world we have no shortage of enemies who’d enjoy taking a crack at us. I worry about Hillary Clinton being the Secretary of State. She tends to rub people the wrong way. So does Biden when you come to think about it. With a couple of troublemakers like that on the loose, anything could happen.

Going back to Roosevelt, he took the 1937 increase in unemployment very hard. He concluded that it had been cooked up by the “interests” to make him look bad. They wanted revenge for his forty-six state sweep in the 1936 election and his attacks on businessmen in his speeches. Calling them “economic royalists” and “princes of privilege” didn’t endear FDR to them. Although it hardly seems likely that they would reduce hiring of help just to spite Roosevelt, it could also have been possible that attacks like these served to weaken confidence in his attitude toward business and thereby indirectly reduced activity, including hiring.

Roosevelt tried to have it both ways -- beat up on business and at the same time beg it to bring back prosperity by extending credit to customers, investing in new equipment, exporting to new markets and generally whipping itself into a lather of activity which in the opinion of businessman and in his would not just strengthen the country but also his regime. A lot of the businessmen thought the two outcomes were incompatible.

Obama, with his soak-the-rich ideas seems to be on the same track as the Roosevelt of 1938. He should remember that the successful Roosevelt was the FDR of 1939. With war raging in Europe and threatening to spread here, FDR allied himself with the businessmen of the country, who became his favorite people. The first was William Knudsen of General Motors, who took charge of war production. After him came men like Charles Wilson, also of GM, and Charles Wilson II of GE, then William Jeffers of Union Pacific, Henry Kaiser, Andrew Higgins, Donald Nelson of Sears and literally thousands of others, including Wall Streeters. Roosevelt told the world he was giving Dr. New Deal a rest and substituting Dr. Win-the-War. It worked: he won the war, stayed in power and died at his peak. Obama, take notice.

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ABOVE AND BEYOND

ABOVE AND BEYOND

In my last disquisition in this space I misstated facts about the microfilm files I’d been consulting at the N.Y. Public Library. I said each micro box contained one reel of film. Not so. It was six reels. Sorry about that. I caught my mistake through trying to figure out why the library achieved its objective of printing two weeks’ editions of a newspaper on every reel of film by printing the same editions over and over until all the film had been used because if they only printed each edition once, two weeks total pages wouldn’t have filled a half a reel. So why didn’t they print four weeks or six weeks or something and fill the reels that way? I don’t know but I’m going back to find out. I’ve already learned that the capacity of a regular .35mm reel is 80 newspaper pages. But how can there be 778 boxes for a paper that never printed more than thirty pages or so a day? What about that? What about…oh, a lot of things. Well, I’ll never know what makes the rain to fall or makes the grass so tall, but I will know why I have to cope with microfilm that goes on repeating itself and wasting the best years of my life when I try to read it. Watch out, library.

The above is a diversion from my subject of today, which is another return to my police days as a relief from trying to penetrate the mysteries of the “plans” and “solutions” and “measures” being proposed for the alleviation of the mortgage miseries besetting us all, including those of us who have always kept our payments current and now wonder where we went wrong. Where are our bailouts?

Well, on to something more encouraging. Leafing through my dogeared collection of reports from my departmental days I’ve been struck by the number of them that are about off-duty incidents involving cops who were…off duty, but still went to bat against crime when they encountered it with no help available and no witnesses to vindicate their actions. I find it impressive. Here are some examples.

Accidental discharge of service revolver by off-duty M.O.F. subduing burglar. Officer heard woman scream at burglar she saw breaking into neighbor’s house. He waited outside with gun drawn, but burglar ran over him escaping. He caught up and they fought each other until cop struck him on head with gun causing it to discharge. The perp then gave up and produced the stolen jewelry from his pockets. The cop would have been justified in shooting but said “I didn’t want to kill anybody.”

Firearms discharge by off-duty officer pursuing robbers. Off-duty detective engaged in second career as fast-food manager is robbed by three men at gunpoint. As they get into car in parking lot he opens fire and hits wrong car once and perps’ car twice, he thinks. They escaped, but it was a good try and could very well have cured them of robbing stores.

(Weird) Injury to off-duty detective effecting arrest. This officer, licking his lips while on the way to a Chinese restaurant, saw a man climbing from the back seat to the front seat in a parked taxicab. He identified himself and questioned him. He got no answer except that a passerby came out of nowhere and slugged him in the jaw. Escalation ended with timely arrival of radio car on scene and detention of all three battlers. The man in the cab turned out to be the owner and the passerby a credulous type who thought he was breaking up a mugging. For his public spirit the cop got abrasions of hjs face, jaw and neck and strains of his right leg and lower back. The other two were arrested on misdemeanor charges. This cop also kept his gun holstered although he had it on him.

(Firearms Discharge Review Board Case Log, July-November) Off-duty officer fired four shots at a male who menaced him with a large fork.

(Log) Off-duty Lieutenant at 0125 hours fired one shot at burglar in his home who resisted arrest.

(Log) Off-duty officer fired two shots in air after an altercation with two females.

That last one seems a bit questionable.

Youth shot exchanging gunfire with off-duty police officer in the 113th precinct. Cop was home minding his own business when his neighbor, also a cop, burst in to tell him he’d just been robbed of two revolvers by a burglar. The two men pursued the culprit, who fired at them. The first man fired back and hit him and he was soon rounded up.

One shot discharged by off-duty Housing P.O. making two robbery arrests in 103rd precinct. This man was driving his two brothers to work when one asked him to stop for cigarettes. He didn’t return from store. Second brother went looking for him and didn’t return either. Finally cop found the two of them in a hallway being robbed by bandits. He fired one shot and bandits fled, leaving sawed-off shotgun behind. The victims went to a local hospital for treatment and there ran into their assailants, who were then arrested. Neither of them had been shot.

There we have it. Five off-duty cases in a limited time period coming to the attention of one captain out of twenty or more in Queens, all well or adequately justified, all voluntary and pretty well forced on the cop and all resolved without serious damage even to the perpetrators. They’re just a small sampling taken at random, which indicates to me that the total for the borough could have reached three figures for the year. If they all came out as well as these, the police department could take pride in the initiative of its members. The people of the city could take comfort from the fact that they were getting more service than they had paid for. For myself I now realize that I should have seen this earlier instead of taking this “above and beyond” activity for granted, as I did for years. I’ve always believed in looking for the patterns to be found in any sequence of events, but I should have found this one sooner. I was too close to the action to see it, I fear.

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RECEIVING BY GIVING

RECEIVING BY GIVING

“Tax cuts won’t end the recession.” They won’t? There goes my whole economic plan for restoring prosperity. Somebody else is taking my place, somebody else shares your embrace. Somebody who doesn’t believe in tax cuts, but believes in government payouts to the right people, which will eventually be paid for by tax increases, not cuts.

The problem here is that government money is often…wasted. I know this firsthand. I worked for a government for twenty-eight years, as a cop. In that situation there was no such thing as a bottom line. We were exempt in two ways. One was in the area of our results. They were never good, but they were never questioned. Our excuses were always accepted. Murders went up because they were unplanned and spontaneous and unpredictable and what could we do about that? Other crime? -- same story. Nothing was our fault and nothing could be done about anything.

The other area where no questions were asked was that of our costs. The city held them down in the compensation area by tough negotiating with our unions, but our other expenses were not investigated. We once installed an elaborate city-wide telephone system whereby precinct switchboards could be bypassed and every extension could be reached directly, saving everybody’s time and temper. The list of numbers that was distributed, however, came in a cheap booklet format instead of on laminated sheets as they should have, and the booklets were worn out and useless in a month or less, putting an end to the project, which was written off as a loss.

Things like this were typical, but they didn’t affect our appropriations for the next fiscal year. We had no bottom line, as I’ve said, and losses meant nothing. We got our funds routinely, with no questions asked. I’ve offered an example here of mismanagement on a relatively small scale, but if I had been the commissioner I’m sure I could have provided much more impressive ones. Not that commissioners ever did.

Since that time I’ve worked in private industry and found out about documenting expenses and justifying them and other things unknown to civil service and in fact to the not-for-profit world, I fear. But yesterday I found myself carried back to those days when I spent a few hours in the New York Public Library, doing research for this blog.

The Library’s a great place and I feel lucky to have the use of it. One thing bothered me though. I was going through the files of a departed New York newspaper, looking for material I believed I could use here, based on my recollection of it from other days. There were 778 boxes of microfilm covering the whole lifetime of the paper. Each box contained one roll of microfilm recording two weeks of publication. It didn’t take me long to find out that this ratio might have been right for the New York Times, which can run up to 100 pages in one issue, but had nothing to do with a tabloid like the Mirror, my subject, which probably printed fewer pages in a week than the Times did often in one day.

The obvious way to handle this was to forget the two-week quota for each film roll and go to a two-month quota if that was what it took for publication to fill up the roll. But apparently the two-week quota was sacred. How was it met? Easily. Just keep printing the same two weeks over and over again until the roll was filled. So fourteen editions of the paper were copied repeatedly until this was done. The unlucky researcher, such as myself, who should have been able to go through one roll and find something new on every page displayed instead found himself looking at the same pages repeating themselves and repeating themselves until the film ended.

The discouraging part of this was that it looked like this pattern would repeat itself through every one of the 778 boxes of film available for examination. There was no way I could ever go through all these. The actual number of boxes required for the tapes should not have exceeded one or two hundred. These would have been be relatively easy to examine since there would have been be no wading through page after page of print which only repeated what the tape had already displayed. New York Public Library, what did you think you were doing?

This is, I suppose, a minor flaw in the work of a great public utility. All right, but it still says something about non-profits. Projecting, it says something about government grants of money to them as opposed to tax cuts to the public at large. The difference between the two is that the public can be trusted to waste less than the institutions will. It’s simply a question of responsibility, as armies of people before me have insisted. Executives who are responsible to stockholders, to owners, to lenders, to cash customers, to the bottom line in other words, will do a better job than those who don’t have these obligations.

Following this line of thinking to its logical conclusion, the most sensible thing the government could do would be to refund Bill Gates all the tax money he’s ever paid so that he could use it to do what the politicians claim they can, but he has proved he can -- create jobs. He has created millions of them. How many has Ted Kennedy ever created?

When I say Gates I’m using his name as a surrogate for the thousands of entrepreneurs like him who have created the industries that have transformed the world economy and raised the standard of living of people who grew up driving oxcarts and living in mud huts and now live in real houses and ride in real cars. Taxing the creative people who have brought this about is not the highest and best use of money which textbooks tell us should be the objective of government policy.

I looked for a quotation from somebody to finish this sermon. No luck. Until I found what T.S. Eliot said. You know “April is the cruelest month…” He knew, he knew.

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ONE WASHINGTON STATE IS ENOUGH

ONE WASHINGTON STATE IS ENOUGH

The columnist George Will has uncovered a secret Democratic plot to undermine the Constitution and “pack” the U.S. Senate with two new senators from a new state which the Demos are nursing along to birth in the sure knowledge that it will be forever Democratic and its senators will be a permanent addition to the their present majority in the Senate, guaranteeing their control of the government far into the future.

This coup d ¢ etat will be effected, according to Mr. Will, by passage of a D.C. House Voting Rights Act giving Washington D.C. a regular House of Representatives seat with voting rights, offsetting it with a new seat for the state of Utah. The thinking behind this seems to be that the Republicans expect Utah to stay Republican, so they’ll let D.C. have a Democratic seat in order to shut it up. It’s still not an even deal since Utah would get a new seat anyway through next year’s census. The Constitution is being ignored because new states, the only creatures entitled to seats at all, have to be admitted formally by Congress, but the supporters of the seat bargain think they can get around this.
The Democrats don’t really care about one more seat in the House, but they care a lot about using it as an entering wedge for the takeover of the Senate. If they can get away with Deal No. 1 -- and Will thinks they can with Utah’s connivance -- by making D.C. in effect a “state” without Congress voting for it, the way will be open for the big score, two more Democratic Senators forever and ever amen.
I omit some details of the scheme, but Will shows that it’s entirely feasible and President Obama will sign on to it as soon as it hits his desk. After all, lack of so-called representation for D.C. is on his list of discriminatory offenses against the rights of black people in the U.S. The city is 70% black and Hispanic in population and obviously is being victimized for this.

This easy explanation does not account for the fact that the city has not always been minority-dominated but in fact for most of its history had a white majority population whose members also were not entitled to vote. This deprivation was deliberately enacted by the Constitutional Convention in 1787. The objective was to keep the government which was to be domiciled in D.C. as immune as possible from the pressure of local mobs rising up to threaten it. If they couldn’t be prevented from assembling and getting disorderly and intimidatory, they could at least be kept voteless, which would go a long way toward pulling their teeth. Not much else could be done to control them.

The Convention had before it the horrible example of what had happened in London in 1780. Under the instigation of an eccentric young nobleman, Lord George Gordon, a huge mob gathered to protest the relaxation of the English penal laws against Catholics. Rioting soon started, to become known as the Gordon “No Popery” riots. The Houses of Parliament were heavily attacked, but refused to give in to the rioters. The drunken chaos continued for a week with attacks on M.P’s., citizens, pubs, jails, foreign legations and unfriendly houses. At last the King himself had to use his troops to put down the mob.

This wasn’t the first or the only time local mobs in a capital city had overborne a national government and tried to impose their will on it without regard to the sentiment of the bulk of the country concerned. It was minority rule with a vengeance. London was notorious, but Paris was equally so. In Rome the reigning pope was regularly evicted from the city by the mob when it went on a tear.

The Parisians really got into their stride two years after the Constitutional Convention when they stormed the Bastille, hanging its governor and starting the French Revolution, of which Paris continued to be the center until things began to quiet down in 1794 and the guillotine was given a little rest. This helped to convince our country’s leadership that they had made the right decision in passing up America’s only sizeable cities, Boston, New York and Philadelphia and making a yet unbuilt city, Washington, the national capital, far removed from the danger of overthrow by any group of citizens even if they succeeded in reaching it in the first place. Oh yes, it was designed by a French engineer who provided it with long broad boulevards suitable for firing cannon down to break up an advancing mob.

The high priest of the anti-city philosophy was Thomas Jefferson, who never stopped denouncing cities for their promotion of vice and greed as opposed to the virtues of farmers living the good life in their own fields and orchards. In an agricultural country such as America was, he had no shortage of followers who shared his views, but he also had to face the fact that the country was not meant for peasants only and needed roads and highways and in fact a lot more territory, which he obtained through the Louisiana Purchase. Jefferson knew how to rise above principle when it was necessary.

The national suspicion of cities has never gone away, though, and they still aren’t as much admired as they feel they should be, because for all the fun and the money and distraction they provide, they still have the drawback of attracting undesirables of all types who see the possibilities of getting a living without work either by crime or panhandling or welfare fraud or whatever. Centuries ago things were the same. The underclass, as we call it today, existed and nothing could be done about it. Americans, though, took one precaution. They were starting a country from scratch and they wanted to be sure neither the nation or its states should be ruled from a Paris or London infested with all the worst elements of the country. So they created Washington. They also created Albany, Harrisburg, Tallahassee, Sacramento, Austin, and other communities not known to fame.

In case you don’t recognize them, these are the state capitals of some of the largest states in the Union, all of which contain cities that are much larger and to many, more suitable for a state capital than the comparative hamlets shown. But it was done deliberately by the state founders for the reasons I’ve been citing in this article. They wanted to nullify the power of local majorities to control central governments. If they could have disenfranchised the inhabitants they would have done so. In Washington it was done. As I’ve shown, color prejudice had nothing to do with it. No reason then remains to violate the Constitution to rectify an injustice where one has never existed. OK, Mr. O?

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SERVANTS' DISTURBANCE

SERVANTS’ DISTURBANCE

I think I am feeling a little better about the new administration. It’s becoming clear that these people don’t like taxes a bit better than a normal person. Down deep they harbor an unconquerable aversion to paying them. The secretary of the treasury now is a character who “forgot” to pay $34,000 in income taxes recently. Now we find that the nominee for secretary of Health and Human Services also forgot to pay $150,000 in taxes and interest on his income, which coincidentally came from people over whom he’ll have jurisdiction in his new office. If he gets it, that is. He might not be confirmed. This would be a loss to the anti-tax forces in Congress. As I’ve indicated, I don’t really believe this chatter about “forgetting”. These guys were moved by a deep-rooted psychological imperative not to give up a dime in taxes that they thought they could get away with keeping. That is their secret bond of sympathy with the toiling masses, who share this psychology.

Politicians love to economize in this way. A penny saved is a penny earned, after all. A lot of pennies can be saved by getting your household bills paid by the government instead of coming out of your own pocket. If you hold office you are entitled to have a staff to handle your mail, prepare your correspondence, schedule meetings, take you to and from them, do research, interview visitors, send out newsletters after writing them, also write speeches, handle public relations, prepare legislation, file documents, make travel arrangements, and put out the lights and lock the office door every night.

The above activities would seem to be enough to tax the capacity of a normal person. leaving little time over for any other work. This is true, but the problem can be solved by cutting down the activities to increase time available for extracurricular business. There has recently been a case in New York.

A lady named Dr. Antonia Novello, who used to be the U.S. Surgeon General under President George W. Bush, had been serving for seven years as New York State Commissioner of Health from 1999 to 2007. According to the New York Times she has been accused by members of her staff during that time of using them for personal services for herself for a total of 2,500 hours. That was the equivalent of engaging one of them for a full year on a forty-hour week basis with some overtime thrown in. A lot of overtime actually. On a salary of $256,000 yearly plus lots of perks like a state car and free insurance and medical coverage, it seems like she could have afforded a personal assistant to take her on 300-mile trips to airports and shopping heavens on Fifth Avenue and elsewhere around the tri-state area.

The lady was a shopaholic, according to the employees testifying against her. She hit all the best locations in New York from Albany to Long Island. Always using a state car driven by a state employee who faked his trip records for her. State workers in good health were also found useful by her for moving her furniture and redecorating her apartment. One of them had to bring his son to help him do the moving. Others defended themselves by flooding the office with advertising circulars that would lure the boss out of the place and relieve them of her presence for a while

She has engaged a “prominent criminal lawyer” who’s making the usual noises about “disgruntled employees” spreading scandal about their boss, who sometimes required extra help from them during her countless hours of devoted service to the health community of New York. She herself has refused to talk to state investigators. She knows the ropes all right. If she were still in office she couldn’t have refused to do that.

She’s an exceptionally good story, but there are others. They started back in 1976 when Wayne Hays, U. S. Congressman from Ohio, was reported to have a lady on his payroll as a secretary, who couldn’t type, take dictation or answer the telephone, but who made herself useful in other ways. She did come to the office a couple of days a week, but spent all her time there closeted with the congressman in his private office. The public took a great interest in the story while it lasted, but unlike Dr. Novello, Hays didn’t face criminal charges and got out of the news by resigning in late 1976.

Hays also didn’t use his staff for his housekeeping or shopping trips, but others weren’t as forbearing. Representative John Conyers (D. Mich.) went the whole nine yards and as a result had an admonition issued to him by the House Committee on Official Conduct in 2006, telling him (1) Not to use his staff for his campaigns; (2) Tell his staff they couldn’t work in campaigns or do other non-official work -- cf. Novello -- while being paid by the government; (3) Don’t just make us promises, but give us performance.

In Congress also another “disgruntled former employee” -- aren’t there any gruntled ones? -- accused two Democrats, Harman (Hawaii) and Abercrombie (Cal.) of the same kind of things as Conyers, offending her modesty by recruiting her for work in campaigns on official time. What kind of work isn’t specified in the news story, but let’s hope it was not such as to bring a blush to the cheeks of innocence. Some people will go to great lengths for a vote. But it’s possible the accuser, a Miss Flores, was not so easily shocked as she claims. She does have an embezzlement conviction on her record.

There have been no new cases reported of “trooper abuse” as practiced by Bill Clinton and after him by Eliot Spitzer. This offense is committed by arranging assignations with shady ladies, to which one travels in an official limousine driven by a state police bodyguard. Some people have suggested that the reason the troopers have become indignant at times is that they resent their passive role in all this, but I prefer to believe that what they really resent is its inevitability. Whatever stunt a governor chooses to perpetrate, he has to be escorted by troopers because if he’s not and he’s attacked along the way, the uproar will be greater even than the one arising from the misuse of the escort. It is a no-win situation for state police. All that can be said is that it’s sometimes also a no-win for their client.











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WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

No, I didn’t watch the Inauguration. I like political arguments, but I don’t like political speeches. A prize fight is usually interesting, but an exhibition of bag-punching by a fighter is less so. There have to be two sides.

You don’t expect to hear two sides from somebody who’s just been sworn in as President. Instead you will get a recitation of all the good things he’s going to do for the peepul of this great country, God bless ‘em. Sometimes this gets out of hand, the way the annual State of the Union address has. This has resolved itself into a laundry list of goodies spread all over the map wherever voters are to be found. There’s a new traffic light for Chillicote, Ohio, for instance, and they’re gonna fix that railroad crossing in Des Moines, Iowa as well. It goes on and on. Inauguration speeches are like that or getting like that.

I’m not the first to check them off. Back in 1880 James Garfield, the twentieth president, later assassinated, wrote that he’d been reading the speeches of his predecessors and they were all so bad, except Lincoln’s, that he though he might not bother with one at all. You couldn’t do that today. Television and all that, you know.

A lot will have been said about the New Deal, I’m sure. It fits. The New Deal originated at the 1933 inauguration of Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat like Obama. Times were disastrous then as now. Banks were closing, businesses collapsing, layoffs taking place.

The New Deal was suggested but not spelt out in the inauguration speech. It got flesh on its bones as the year went on. Regulation was in, laissez-faire was out. Deficit financing, that is, borrowing money for Uncle Sam to spend creating jobs for the unemployed, was the way out of the Depression.

As I’ve said before along with many others, it didn’t work. In 1938 unemployment nationwide was 19%. It had been 16.9% in 1936. This leaves no doubt that Roosevelt could never have been re-elected -- especially to an unprecedented third term -- in 1940 if it hadn’t been for World War II. The European demand for armaments created a boom in America, sending the unemployment rate down to 14.6% in 1940, and after we hyped things even more by joining the fight, the rate bottomed out near zero. People who claim the New Deal ended the Depression often forget to mention all this. Especially in inauguration speeches. It would spoil the mood.

So the New Deal will get a lot of favorable mention from the new President, which will include endorsement of the idea of much more intensive regulation of financial concerns, who are in hot water over their misguided investments in mortgages on properties that (a) were over-appraised in the first place and (b) were bought by people who didn’t have the kind of incomes necessary to make the mortgage payments. These mortgages are now called “toxic”, a word that seems to have caught on like “high-yield” or “locked in (profit)”. What has happened to them, I wonder?

The toxic or subprime mortgages were a consequence of New Deal thinking which rejected the idea that poor peoples’ money deposited in banks was best utilized by the banks lending it out on mortgages and other sound investments that would yield a return that would cover interest payments to the depositors for their money and also enable the bank concerned to cover its expenses and continue in business. Profitable investments of this kind were most often to be found in prosperous areas and not necessarily in the neighborhoods where the depositors lived. This was unfortunate maybe, but it did mean that the depositors got a return on their money

This wasn’t good enough for some politicians and ‘community leaders’ who originated something called the Community Reinvestment Act, which required that deposits from underprivileged areas should be invested in part at least in the areas from whence they came. In other words the banks were required to throw caution to the winds and plunge into the financing of slum property and slum business. The people at risk would be the slum residents who had entrusted their money to the banks in the hope of a decent return. For the most part they didn’t know what the bank was doing with it at the instigation of politicians and ‘activists’. The banks just crossed their fingers and hoped for the best.
It all started to fall apart in 2007. All the ‘progressive’ bragging about increasing the level of home ownership of the formerly downtrodden and underprivileged classes and lifting them into the middle class, was shown to have been a snare and a delusion, in biblical terms. The borrowers couldn’t make the payments on their mortgages and their houses had been overvalued to begin with.

This seems to have stimulated demand for increased regulation of banks to prevent such fiascoes in the future. But do we really want more political interference in business in view of the results therefrom that I’ve noted above? Do we trust politicians that much? Do we really believe that all we have to do is increase their power and their discretion about using it and it will never be abused?

I’ll drag up a story from the past that refutes that idea. There was a priest named Father Coughlin who was almost a Rush Limbaugh of his day. He supported Franklin Roosevelt, then split with him. Roosevelt wanted him off the air and sent word to the Catholic Church that if he wasn’t removed, the IRS would commence an investigation of the income of every Catholic bishop in America. He got his man.

So in order to violate one man’s First Amendment right to free speech, the President of the United States proposed an illegal inquiry into the private lives of people who had given no grounds for such investigation by an agency which legally existed for the purpose of collecting the revenues of the United States and not for carrying out personal vendettas of the president or anyone else. We need to think of things like that before we go delegating “oversight” over our affairs to presidents, vice-presidents, senators, dog wardens or any other such ambitious overreachers.

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QUE SERA SERA (COMPLETED)

QUE SERA' SERA'
As I keep saying in this space , Long Island never lets you down. No matter
how smooth everything appears on the surface of its daily life, in a corner
somewhere some hugger-mugger is going on that would make the angels weep if
only they knew about it. The latest secret scandal involves none other than
New York's senior Senator, the honorable Charles Schumer.

The senator's little intrigue blew up on him this week when ten Filipino
contract nurses were upheld in a lawsuit filed against them by their former
employer for walking off their jobs in Smithtown in April 2006. In addition to
the lawsuit the District Attorney had filed a criminal case against them for
supposedly endangering the patients in the nursing home involved.

The nurses charged that all this came from their employer, SentosaCare,
using its influence with Schumer and the D.A. to stack the deck against them for
rebelling against illegal working conditions imposed on them in violation of
the contracts they had made with Sentosa in the Philippines prior to being
shipped to Long Island to work.

The case is now over with the nurses being fully vindicated civilly and
criminally by the Appellate Division of the New York Supreme Court. The court
ordered the sitting judge and the district attorney to terminate their
connection with the case and close it down. The court found that no patients were
endangered by the walk-off, since other care providers were on the spot and
also that prosecution of their lawyer for his part in it was a violation of the
First Amendment and the whole system of American justice.

The abuse of the nurses is not exactly a surprise on Long Island, where
there have been a number of incidents of workers imported from Asia and in some
cases used literally as slaves for the people who arranged their immigration.
The nurses weren't that badly off, but they were still victimized and
probably would have continued to be if it were left to Senator Schumer, the alleged
friend of the working man. He wrote no less than four letters to the
president of the Philippines to get him to lift his government's suspension of
Sentosa's license to recruit nurses there. Eventually it was lifted. What part
Schumer played in getting D.A. Spota of Suffolk County to pile on with
criminal charges against the nurses is not known.

What is known is that Schumer, the chairman of the Democrats' Senatorial
election committee, collected $75,000 in campaign contributions from people
associated with Sentosa. The newspaper reports don't mention anything about
anyone suing Sentosa, Spota or Schumer for their actions in the case, but no one
would be surprised if it happened. Especially President-elect Obama wouldn't
be surprised. He's getting used to his party comrades getting themselves
into trouble. His choice for Treasury secretary is a chap who admits he
underpaid his taxes for several years, but it was all just an "honest mistake." It
's certainly a relief to hear that. I mean, suppose he had said it was a "
dishonest mistake." Maybe the nominee for Health and Human Services
Secretary will astonish the world by saying this. He's got tax troubles too. Unlike
Mr. Geithner, the Treasury hopeful, he doesn't appear to have nanny-tax
problems as well.

After them we come to the name of Gov. Richardson of New Mexico who was to
be nominated for Commerce Secretary but has now disqualified himself because of
an investigation into his relations with financial companies doing business
with his state. The only remaining controversy is over the nominee for
Attorney General, Mr. Eric Holder, who was key in the last-minute pardon given to
Marc Rich, the international swindler, and Democratic contributor, by the
Clinton White House when leaving office in 2001.

That's four Cabinet jobs out of a possible fourteen where the nominees are
jammed up for one reason or another. Things don't generally improve as an
Administration matures and settles into office. Revelations occur and the
tendency is for them to reflect on Cabinet officers who have actually survived the
nomination and confirmation process and were thought to be safe from
allegations of impropriety, but who turn out not to be and in some cases wind up
resigning on the grounds that the charges against them are a distraction
interfering with their job performance and reflecting unfairly on the
administration they have been proud to serve, so they are leaving in order to devote their
full time to refuting these unfounded accusations and removing any stain
from his/her good name. This is the formula that is generally used. The author
then usually gets a letter from the President thanking him for his loyal
services and accepting his resignation with regret, but with understanding of
his need to vindicate himself by fully answering the allegations that have been
brought against him/her.

Previous to this correspondence the President will usually have issued a
statement that he has full confidence in his subordinate and has no plans to
replace him/her based on unfounded allegations made from political motives. The
martyr will continue with his task of improving the life of the average
American citizen. This is similar to the statements made by baseball clubs when
they are getting ready to fire a manager whose team has been losing since
Opening Day. It is known as the Kiss of Death letter.

Will there be such cases in the Obama Administration? There have been in
every other one since the first one. Enough said.
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QUE SERA SERA

QUE SERA SERA

As I keep saying in this space , Long Island never lets you down. No matter how smooth everything appears on the surface of its daily life, in a corner somewhere some hugger-mugger is going on that would make the angels weep if only they knew about it. The latest secret scandal involves none other than New York’s senior Senator, the honorable Charles Schumer.

The senator’s little intrigue blew up on him this week when ten Filipino contract nurses were upheld in a lawsuit filed against them by their former employer for walking off their jobs in Smithtown in April 2006. In addition to the lawsuit the District Attorney had filed a criminal case against them for supposedly endangering the patients in the nursing home involved.
The nurses charged that all this came from their employer, SentosaCare, using its influence with Schumer and the D.A. to stack the deck against them for rebelling against illegal working conditions imposed on them in violation of the contracts they had made with Sentosa in the Philippines prior to being shipped to Long Island to work.

The case is now over with the nurses being fully vindicated civilly and criminally by the Appellate Division of the New York Supreme Court. The court ordered the sitting judge and the district attorney to terminate their connection with the case and close it down. The court found that no patients were endangered by the walk-off, since other care providers were on the spot and also that prosecution of their lawyer for his part in it was a violation of the First Amendment and the whole system of American justice.

The abuse of the nurses is not exactly a surprise on Long Island, where there have been a number of incidents of workers imported from Asia and in some cases used literally as slaves for the people who arranged their immigration. The nurses weren’t that badly off, but they were still victimized and probably would have continued to be if it were left to Senator Schumer, the alleged friend of the working man. He wrote no less than four letters to the president of the Philippines to get him to lift his government’s suspension of Ventosa’s license to recruit nurses there. Eventually it was lifted. What part Schumer played in getting D.A. Spota of Suffolk County to pile on with criminal charges against the nurses is not known.

What is known is that Schumer, the chairman of the Democrats’ Senatorial election committee, collected $75,000 in campaign contributions from people associated with Sentosa. The newspaper reports don’t mention anything about anyone suing Sentosa, Spota or Schumer for their actions in the case, but no one would be surprised if it happened. Especially President-elect Obama wouldn’t be surprised. He’s getting used to his party comrades getting themselves into trouble. His choice for Treasury secretary is a chap who admits he underpaid his taxes for several years, but it was all just an “honest mistake.” It’s certainly a relief to hear that. I mean, suppose he had said it was a “dishonest mistake.” Maybe the nominee for Health and Human Services Secretary will astonish the world by saying this. He’s got tax troubles too. Unlike Mr. Geithner, the Treasury hopeful, he doesn’t appear to have nanny-tax problems as well.

After them we come to the name of Gov. Richardson of New Mexico who was to be nominated for Commerce Secretary but has now disqualified himself because of an investigation into his relations with financial companies doing business with his state. The only remaining controversy is over the nominee for Attorney General, Mr. Eric Holder, who was key in the last-minute pardon given to Marc Rich, the international swindler, and Democratic contributor, by the Clinton White House when leaving office in 2001.

That’s four Cabinet jobs out of a possible fourteen where the nominees are jammed up for one reason or another.

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A MAN OF FAMILY

A MAN OF FAMILY

Having earned a bad reputation as a history buff I found myself at Christmas engulfed in what else -- history books. One of them was, of course, John Adams by David McCullough. I say “of course” because John Adams has made a big comeback lately after being left in obscurity for two hundred years or so. Even when I was a schoolboy all we knew about him was that for some mysterious reason he had been the first vice-president of the United States, after which he became President for one term and disappeared from history.

John got this kind of neglect at a time when history was actually taught in schools and we kids couldn’t help but absorb some of it, no matter how we resisted. Years later when I questioned my own children to find out if they knew any Presidents, they were able to come up with George Washington but struck out completely on his successor. I took them out of that school, but it probably was no worse than the generality. And I’m afraid John Adams was the kind of man who just wasn’t meant to be memorable. Being sandwiched in between Washington and Jefferson as President didn’t add very much to his renown either. They’re both on Mount Rushmore but he isn’t.

There was one odd thing about him that did get my notice when young and now has surfaced again in the present John Adams enthusiasm. This was his action in the year 1787 in sending a mission to France to talk peace instead of war with the Directory, the revolutionary junta then running the country. These bandits had been snatching American ships on specious grounds, greatly agitating the conservative anti-revolutionary Federalist party, to which Adams belonged, who were demanding war with our old friends the French, and were joined by a fair number of the liberal Republicans, but not their leader, Jefferson.

Adams’s mission got a rough reception from the French, but eventually turned the tables by revealing that they had refused to pay them a bribe of $250,000 to secure their goodwill. This put the French on the spot, alienating their American friends and bringing war in sight. They immediately changed their tune and proposed a peaceful solution to the affair. Adams ignored the war hawks in America and concluded a treaty with the French, thereby saving the country from a war it did not need or really want. From the beginning Adams had believed that the French would eventually pull in their horns and this judgment had been vindicated.

In spite of this success, many of the Federalists had been disappointed when their war plans were thwarted and in particular Alexander Hamilton, who was out of office but not out of politics, had turned against Adams because he had been prevented from carrying out his plan to raise an army to annex Mexico and all the territory north and south of it, replacing the Spanish Empire with an American one. He had come to regard Adams as a small-minded hidebound little bourgeois who was unable to think big and appreciate the possibilities of expanding America to take in the whole Western Hemisphere. He himself did not have that problem.

So thanks to Hamilton and other former friends Adams lost in 1800, becoming the only president out of the first five not to get two terms. The next man to suffer this rebuff was his son John Quincy Adams. His son was Charles Francis Adams, who became Lincoln’s ambassador to England. One day he told the Prime Minister that if England built any more warships for the Confederacy like the Alabama “it would be superfluous in me to tell your Lordship that this is war.“ John Adams lived again. He had kept peace but he had always believed in a strong navy in order to keep it better. No more Alabamas were built.

Adams’ navy enthusiasm as well as many of his other characteristics had its roots in his Massachusetts upbringing where plain living and high thinking were the order of the day. He was a farmer’s boy and actually enjoyed working on the family farm. This testifies to his work habits as New England farms are very discouraging of such. One day his father took him out for a hard days’ harvesting in company with him and at the end of the day asked him how he liked it. He liked it fine, John said. “Well I didn’t” said his father, “and tomorrow you’re going back to school.”

John got to be a lawyer and then a delegate to the Continental Congress which in 1776 issued the Declaration of Independence, which he signed. This greatly irritated the British government, but all the same they decided to give the American upstarts another chance to get right with the King by accepting a peace offer he had sent. John and Benjamin Franklin and Edward Rutledge met with Lord Howe, the peace commissioner, on Staten Island and listened to the offer. One of its provisions was a promise of pardon to all the American rebels who accepted the settlement. No way, said John and company. That was it. The meeting was over. It was just as well. Howe had pardons in his pocket for immediate use, but none of them were for John Adams. He was to hang, says his biographer.

Adams is back, as I’ve said. He’s not alone either. Abigail, his wife, accompanies him. During his eclipse she has gotten more attention than him because she chronicled her time better than anyone else. She left more of a record of the 18th Century than most professional historians of that time. Most of her writing is in her constant letters to her husband, which he always matched with letters of his own. When it came to such writing both of them showed they were highly qualified to be the spokesmen for their time and place. David McCullough says that there is no memorial of Adams in Washington at all. I expect that when there is one it will be different from other Presidential monuments -- it will include his wife.

I was given this biography because the donor had learned about Adams from a TV documentary which covered his career. The book, I believe, is a tie-in with the program. This was a surprise hit, showing that there was more of a public appetite for American history than anyone knew of. In fact, a sequel is planned. (No, not really, it’s just that no mention of TV is complete without some such news. Just see the original and read the book and you’ll have J. Adams in full and you won’t need a sequel).

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THERE'LL BE SOME CHANGES MADE

THERE’LL BE SOME CHANGES MADE?

As 2008 fades away into the twilight and everyone tries to remember what it was all about I feel myself sharing in the incredulity. Did we really have an election campaign that went on for two years? Did we really elect a guy who’s gone into hiding on a remote Pacific island? Will he and his predecessor continue to avoid each other until January 20th? Don’t they have anything at all to talk about? Not even about the best place for a hideaway office? Where you can snatch a smoke? Or maybe even a nip of some good old Kentucky cureall? Or have a little poker session with the boys? Other presidents have done it and passed the word along. But only after making personal contact with the new guy and testing his discretion about such things. It can’t be done a continent away.

Well, that’s one for Obama and Bush to work out between themselves when they get around to it. It won’t keep me awake nights. There are things closer to home to think about. One is the condition of New York, where I live. I try to keep this page of mine light and easy and free from agitation about the terrible state of things in general. I’ve used a lot of space writing about the outrageous frauds that keep surfacing all around me without getting outraged by them myself. But that doesn’t apply when one is writing about bloodshed. It just ain’t funny, that’s all. And it’s flowing again in NYC. 2008 is going out in a haze of blood. The New York Post reports eight murders in the city in the last three days. In several other cases victims are in “critical condition” and “clinging to life.” These phrases must be pre-set at the Post, they are used so often.

The courts aren’t helping with the problem. Two juries recently acquitted cop-killers of the most serious charge against them -- the killing, although they were found guilty on lesser charges. But there is no sign of a move in New York to do away with unanimous jury verdicts and substitute a finding of guilt by a 10-2 vote. The cranks and flakes who now constitute the “holdouts“ who prevent juries from exercising their common sense and returning intelligent verdicts would be stripped of their power to pervert justice.

In the meantime we’re obviously not transitioning from a glorious 2008 to an even more glorious ‘09. A new president, no matter how refreshing his fans find him to be, won’t change that. He has indicated this already by staffing his administration with a large number of retreads from previous governments. It reminds me of a book that was once popular, “A Treasury of the Familiar.” You can say that again.

At least they know where the bodies are buried. They’ll know the temptations to avoid as well. If some contractor offers to rebuild their house for free because he happens to have a lot of building material on hand that will just go to waste otherwise, they’ll send him on his way with a flea In his ear. If he offers to introduce them to a lonely lady who’s just dying to meet people like them who’re a part of the exciting Washington scene, they’ll reject the temptation out of hand and go home to their wives and kiddies instead. As for excursions hither and yon with all expenses paid, they will go begging in the Obama White House. A new day is dawning. Too bad the governor didn’t get the message.

I have dug up a poem which covers the subject. It’s called “The Reformer.”

All grim and soiiled and brown with tan,

I saw a Strong One in his wrath

Smiting the godless shrines of man

Along his path.

Fraud from his secret chambers fled

Before the sunlight bursting in;

Sloth drew her pillow o’er her head

To drown the din.

“Twas but the ruin of the bad, -

The wasting of the wrong and ill.

Whate’er of good the old time had

Was living still.

Calm grew the brow of him I feared;

The frown which awed me passed away,

And left behind a smile which cheered

Like breaking day.

When the doomed victim in his cell

Had counted out the weary hours,

Glad schoolgirls, answering to the bell

Came crowned with flowers.

Grown wiser for the lesson given,

I fear no longer for I know

That where the share is deepest driven,

The best fruits grow.

The outworn rite, the old abuse,

The pious fraud transparent grown,

The good held captive to the use

Of wrong alone.

The outworn rite, the old abuse,

He pious fraud transparent grown,

The good held captive to the use

Of wrong alone.

 

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WHY THE WISE MEN CAME WEST

WHY THE WISE MEN CAME WEST

Having found that last week’s piece in this space was made easier to write by the expedient of using other people’s poetry to bulk up the content, I decided to explore what else was in print that might be available to use in a follow-up piece on the same subject, Christmas. A little research disclosed that Christmas has had a checkered past.

No one denied that it originated with the pagans of pre-history, who obviously thought that the end of the year was a natural time for a celebration and began the festivities in the sacred groves and the holy heights and other such locations where the clans could gather and raise their mead-horns in toasts and their voices in song, as described here last week by Walter Scott.

Christianity took over a lot of pagan traditions as it progressed in the fourth century after Christ. Christmas, its new name, became the most popular holiday; the end of the year continuing as the most logical time for such, also coinciding with the birth of Christ, which is now reckoned to have been in 8 B.C., the year when Emperor Augustus’s famous census took place. How Christ could have been born in B.C. and not A.D. is a question that hasn’t quite been resolved yet.

The celebration of Christmas flourished until the 17th century in England when the Puritans, the extreme Protestants, beheaded King Charles I, after which they took over the country, and then tried to suppress it because it not only had pagan origins, but also what was worse, Catholic ones. The British population had suffered itself to have its religion reformed out of recognition for the benefit of fanatics, both sincere and insincere, but wiping out Christmas was the last straw, and resistance rose up and stopped the suppression.

Germany, another center of the Reformation, had its share of “activists” also, but they don’t seem to have done much to eliminate Christmas, probably recognizing that it was just too deeply rooted in the customs of the country for any purge to succeed. So Germany continued to be known as the country of Christmas trees, Christmas music and also Christmas gifts. Eventually these German customs spread to the whole world.

The Puritans weren’t licked yet, though. They were a tough crowd, they had to be to pick out a beauty spot like New England for their first settlement in America after they had left England by mutual consent with the people of the country. They managed to survive the deep freeze here and set up a theocracy which specialized in cracking down on any human activity which might conceivably provide fun or entertainment for its participants.

Christmas was first on the hit list of course. It would be superfluous to list all the denunciations that were issued, now forgotten, but surprisingly persisting as late as 1935 when one church announced that “We would warn the young against giving countenance to such a Romanist practice as that of observing Christmas.”

Now this was a Scottish church, not an American one, but there were still American ones who cherished the same thoughts. For the cause we have to go back to the fifteenth century and the Reformation again. The Reformers had a problem. The Catholic church had about locked up the New Testament and more or less discarded the Old one. All the churches for instance were named after Christian, not Biblical personalities. There was no recognition for Esau or Ichabod or Ebenezer or even Adam and Eve for that matter. The Protestants recognized this and saw that at least they had a treasure house of names available to be used from the Good Book, although no one in centuries had thought of this. So we got Eliphalet and Ezekiel and Abinadab and an exceeding great host of others that the will of the Lord might be fulfilled.

Another problem between the Old Testament and the New is that the Old is full of blood and guts on one page and spiritual inspiration on the next, whereas the New is consistent all through and nobody in it dallies with concubines or slays eighteen thousand enemies in an afternoon or otherwise behaves in a way unworthy of a Christian gentleman. Christmas as a feast of reconciliation and good will to men just doesn’t fit in with the philosophy of the Old Book, although General Patton thought a lot of it and so did General Sherman.

A lot of the above ideas are old ones with me, but this time I’ve actually dipped into some sources to verify them. I’ve found Christianity and Christmas in close proximity to each other in these books and also found that quite a few of the comments included, a majority of them in fact, are inimical to both. Well, criticism is always more interesting than praise, but I think most of it misses the point. That is, that no matter how many chinks in the armor the critics find, Christianity is still the only religion that stands for fair dealing among men. (I could have said “peace” or “goodwill”, but I’m trying to avoid cliche¢ s).

America’s involvement in Asia has resulted in our going to war with no less than five Asian nations or at least with factions from among those nations. In the matter of religion they were divided as follows: Japanese, Shintoism; Chinese, Buddhism, Confucianism; Vietnamese, Koreans, same; Middle East, Moslemism. As soon as any of these had American prisoners in their hands, they began immediately to torture them, starve them and in many cases, murder them. Whatever religion they had or didn’t have, it obviously wasn’t one that ever said anything like ‘love they neighbor as thyself’ or ‘love those who hate you and despitefully use you.’

Were all Americans or all Westerners saintly characters who lived up literally to those commands? No, they weren’t. Some of them were a match for the Asians in brutality, some were brutal through indifference or ignorance. But most weren’t. Most lived up to the commands of their religion even if it was only theirs in the sense of influencing the atmosphere in which they grew up. This causes me to repeat what I said above about Christianity and what I call ‘fair dealing.’ Christmas stands for this.

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CHRISTMS IN OLDEN TIME

CHRISTMAS IN OLDEN DAYS

Heap on more wood!--the wind is chill;

But let it whistle as it will,

We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Each age has deemed the new-born year

The fittest time for festal cheer;

Even, heathen yet, the savage Dane

At Yule more deep the mead did drain;

High on the beach his galleys drew,

And feasted all his pirate crew;

Then in his low and pine-built hall,

Where shields and axes decked the wall,

They gorged upon the half-dressed steer;

Caroused in seas of sable beer;

While round, in brutal jest, were thrown

The half-gnawed rib and marrow-bone,

Or listened all, in grim delight,

While scalds yelled out the joys of fight,

Then forth in frenzy would they hie,

While wildly loose their red locks fly,

And dancing round the blazing pile

They make such barbarous mirth the while,

As best might to the mind recall

The boisterous joys of Odin’s hall.

The foregoing is Sir Walter Scott’s tribute to the fun-loving Vikings of the Dark Ages who made themselves so well known as party animals in their time. Hagar the Horrible is only a very pale reflection of these high-spirited chaps who made such a deep impression on their neighbors that they became known from England as far south as Spain and as far east as Constantinople. It’s all in a book called “The Long Ships” which became a movie starring Sidney Poitier, no, not as a Viking, stupid. He was a Viking prisoner.

Walter Scott’s poetry was overshadowed in 1812 by the new sensation, George Gordon, Lord Byron. Scott turned to writing novels instead, eventually becoming “the most famous man in the world” according to historians. Byron deserved his fame, but I’ve found that I still have a weakness for Scott’s poetry as well. Reading him is like watching one of his stags leaping from crest to crest, never losing his footing. Scott is like that, he keeps you wondering where he’s going to find a rhyme for his last line, but he always comes up with one. He matched the Viking poem above with a Christian one I’ve printed here. What comes through is his love for old customs and traditions, which even then were being attacked by bluenoses. He also had strong democratic feelings, as the poem shows. He wasn’t born to his title as Byron was to his (after some early deaths), but earned it through his work. Byron was a liberal too, as liberals were understood in those days, i.e., they were liberators, believers in freedom -- from government especially.

CHRISTMAS IN OLDEN TIME II

And well our Christian sires of old

Loved when the year its course had rolled,

And brought blithe Christmas back again,

With all its hospitable train.

Domestic and religious rite

Gave honor to the holy night;

On Christmas eve the bells were rung;

On Christmas eve the Mass was sung;

The only night in all the year,

Saw the soled priest the chalice rear.

The damsel dressed her kirtle sheen;

The hall was dressed with holly green;

Forth to the wood did merry-men go,

To gather in the mistletoe.

Then opened wide the baron’s hall

To vassal, tenant, serf and all;

All hailed, with uncontrolled delight

And general voice, the happy night

That to the cottage as to the crown

Brought tidings of salvation down.

There the huge sirloin reeked; hard by

Plum pudding stood, and Christmas pie,

Nor failed old Scotland to produce

At such high tide, her savory goose.

Then came the merry maskers in;

And carols roared with blithesome din,

If unmelodious was the song,

It was a hearty note, and strong.

England was merry England, when

Old Christmas brought his sports again.

¢ Twas Christmas broached the mightiest ale;

¢ Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;

A Christmas gambol oft could cheer

The poor man’s heart through half the year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SANTA SENDS US A CITY

SANTA SENDS US A CITY

Not having the gift of total recall like some other Christmas reminiscers I rely on flashes of memory that break through the darkness here and there which I can patch together to make a montage if not a full-length double feature with an intermission in the middle.

I think my earliest recollection of the present-giving side of Christmas is of a visit we had from a neighbor who was wearing a new leather jacket that he’d been given. We all greatly admired it, I know. It might not have cut much ice on Park Avenue, but this was the Bronx, in the Depression, and in 1936 or whenever it was a good leather jacket was a handy thing to have around. It kept out the cold, which was pervasive then, showing no regard for the need to stimulate morale in the face of hard times.

It did save us a little electricity, though, because every apartment had a window box perched outside on a window sill, in which the family groceries were kept cold without using a refrigerator. We had a good big one, which was also safe, since we lived on a ground floor, meaning that no one could get hurt if it came unattached from the sill and dropped off. The boxes higher up on the building were more of a menace and could have easily brained one of the alley singers who patrolled between the buildings singing requests in return for contributions thrown down to them. I never heard of a window box falling, though, and the singers could never have been injured by the weight of the coins wrapped up and tossed to them from the windows.

Under these conditions the presents we kids got tended to run in the direction of foul-weather gear suitable for arctic exploration. (Since those days I’ve never worn a scarf or gloves). Once the need for this equipment was met, though, there was room for more frivolous stuff, like tommy guns for instance. These enabled kids to get in touch with their inner Pretty Boy Floyd or Baby Face Nelson, which was never far below the surface in any of us. Our preferred rod was the one with the drum type magazine which emitted showers of sparks when fired -- on the first day. After that there was still noise but no more sparks. Our gang wars persisted anyway.

While I enjoyed the chewing gum cards which carried the stories of heroes like those above I was also branching out into other boys’ literature. Sea stories, Indian stories, cowboys, West Point, detectives, explorers, bring ‘em on. Andersen’s stories, I bet I could read them again. The family made sure to give me at least one major work each Christmas. One of them, which I still have, was Mark Twain’s Life on the Mississippi. When Hurricane Katrina struck a couple of years ago, I was ready. Mark Twain had been predicting such a disaster back in 1883. He had whole chapters about New Orleans and its levees and its overflows and generally soggy character. He included in his book a fourteen-page account of a survey of the New Orleans flood of 1882, written by an engineer who toured the area in a steamboat, rescuing families from rooftops and cattle from rafts. It all made me Mississippi-conscious at a young age, so that I was ready for Hurricane Katrina when it came. Mark had prepared me -- according to him the topsoil being washed out of the country into the Gulf of Mexico by the river was enough to turn America into a Sahara eventually. I didn’t lie awake nights thinking about this, but I didn’t forget it either. I saw it all come through when all Mark’s scenes from 123 years ago were repeated, this time on TV. Does he know that New Orleans is still there but sinking lower every year? And the Mardi Gras is still going on anyway?

Kids eventually reach an age when they get the urge to give up the role of receiver of Christmas presents with no obligation to reciprocate with presents of their own and we were no exceptions. Our neighborhood, though, wasn’t exactly rich in shopping opportunities where something worthy of being given to one’s parents could be found. The local ‘dry goods’ stores or drugstores didn’t have anything fancy on hand, just pots and pans and packages of clothespins or dishtowels.

This ended when Parkchester opened in 1940. All of a sudden we were in the World of Tomorrow as shown at the World’s Fair. Parkchester was a huge apartment development for 40,000 people built by the Metropolitan Life Co. and planted down on our doorstep. It had lawns and curved drives lined with trees, playgrounds for all ages and on top of all this. shopping such as we had never seen before without taking a long ride to Manhattan .

It wasn’t Fifth Avenue of course, but it was still a big step up for the East Bronx. The showplace was the first Macy’s branch ever built (still going). A few levels below there was a Woolworth’s, a Thom McAn’s, a Fanny Farmer confectionary store, a Hanscom’s bakery, places for women’s clothes, men’s clothes, and children’s clothes, along with banks, a post office, bars, restaurants and a movie theater. The consumer culture had arrived.

Macy’s was the biggest attraction for kids. Everything was up-to-date and a pleasure to look at, but it had one disadvantage -- prices. We could pick out items for ourselves to be brought to the attention of parents, but we’d have to go elsewhere for our own shopping. Rexall’s drug store was the solution. It didn’t confine itself to drugs like the neighborhood pharmacies we knew, but offered a lot of items like packages of after-shave lotions for dads and bath powders for moms in Christmas packages which solved all juvenile shopping needs. A kid could hold his own in the family with valuable presents like these. Kids are still giving them. I know.

Happy Kwanzaa, everyone.

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THE GREAT RACE

THE GREAT RACE
Ah, my reporting days. No, you're not going to see another recollection of
the good old times working on the Daily Bugle and scooping the world on the,
ah, endowments of Jane Russell or Jayne Mansfield, after which we all
adjourned to Bleeck's for liar's poker and a round or two of Martinis.

The principle with my reporting was the same as the above type -- get the
story and get it right -- but I did mine in a uniform and not for an editor
but for some gold-braided character in Headquarters waiting to take one's
work product apart and send it back for wholesale revision.

That was how we pictured things anyway, but truthfully it wasn't a real
picture. We actually rarely heard from downtown about our breaking stories,
indicating that the police administration was satisfied with our work or thought
it was beyond help or just didn't care and for all we knew, shredded
everything we sent. This was short-sighted, I thought, because with opportunities
lacking for personal contact, reports from the front offered the best chance of
getting to know something about the people sending them.

If I were on the receiving, instead of the sending end, I would have used
reports as a tool for appraising the work of the authors and a training aid as
well. This might not have worked too well with detectives, who customarily
sent skimpy reports for the purpose of blindsiding the defense lawyers who
might get ahold of them. I saw things differently and sent elaborately detailed
work in, with the same idea. Different strokes for different folks.

So, if I had been doing the judging, a lot of stuff submitted would never
have been accepted and would have been sent back to make a new start in life.
A lot of this kind of thing came from lower ranks that lacked experience in
coping with the six commandments of correspondence as laid down by the high
command. They were of course When? Where? Who? What? How? and Why? The last
was the most often omitted. Not usually by captains, though, who by the time
they attained the rank, had accumulated enough experience to get things right.

You could still be second-guessed as I will try to show here. One Wednesday
afternoon in Queens two cops got lucky and spotted two teenagers running
from a burglary they had just committed in a nearby house. They were
transported to the Bayside station house and proceeded to lay out things for the
detectives interrogating them. They admitted to about a hundred burglaries by
themselves and other youths with all the proceeds being fenced by a local man,
Frank DeMarco and his son Frank Jr. In his occupation Frank Sr. usually
carried a couple of guns for protection.

The detectives and uniformed men split up their work by agreement, with two
cops heading off to the DeMarco address to watch for any signs of Frank taking
off with his loot as a result of the arrests. Two perpetrators had escaped
the arrests and could be warning him to escape. A team of cops went looking
for them. A team of detectives and uniformed men left for the Queens
District Attorney's office to get a search warrant for DeMarco's house which when
issued could be executed by the men watching it.

All this was short-circuited by DeMarco and son suddenly emerging from the
house and speeding off in a late-model Ford. The surveillance team gave chase
in an unmarked police car and got abreast of them. They stopped in the road
and the sergeant in pursuit , watching out for DeMarco's reported guns,
stopped behind them and got out to order them out of their car. This gave the
suspects the opportunity to accelerate onto the road again and put distance
between them and the pursuit. But the sergeant and driver were broadcasting
directions over the car radio and local radio cars were joining in the chase.


A cavalcade of cars followed the DeMarcos through the local streets and on
and off two highways until finally they attempted a U-turn over a road divider,
crippling their car but causing the leading police car to to stop short
behind them, after which there was a pileup of three other cars behind them. The
total casualties were three police cars towed away for repair and the
DeMarco car towed to the stationhouse for examination of the loot carried in it.
The number of injured cops totaled six, mostly suffering from whiplash and
similar injuries. The DeMarcos emerged unharmed. But at least they were
arrested.

The questions rained down from headquarters. Who questioned the original
arrestees? An unusual question. Who cares? We said they went to the
detective office and were informed of their Miranda rights. That's always been
considered enough information.
Then -- How did uniform, detectives and plainclothesmen all get
involved in this together instead of remaining in their own watertight compartments?
(Several such questions.) Hey, it was a combined operation. Everybody had
a piece of it. Is something wrong with cooperating with each other?
Did anyone get a search warrant for the Batkay apartment? (Twice) This is
one of the original escapees who was later found in a garage with a couple of
stolen rifles. We never searched the apartment -- no need. Gotcha.
Why the chase? Was there a serious crime involved or just stolen goods?
Please, stolen goods from a hundred burglaries is serious. So were the
allegations that the DeMarcos had guns. All the people who've gotten their stolen
property back think we did right.
Finally -- Didn't the high-speed chase for a possibly insufficient reason
violate department guidelines by unnecessarily endangering innocent
pedestrians and motorists?
Aren't you inferring (implying?) that since none were hurt, only cops due to
bad brake linings on a police car, that the chase conformed to standards?
Are you claiming the end justifies the means?
Well, no, that's not the cliche we would use. We think the proper one is "
The proof of the pudding is in the eating," i.e., the fact that no citizens
were hurt proves we were not fighting through heavy traffic or plowing through
crowds or even groups of pedestrians, just as we claimed. So there.

The foregoing is not the actual language we used in rebutting the inquiries
we got from on high, but it's in the spirit. We heard no more from them.
Ever.
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